The last man on Earth

Stay on your side of the bench.
Do not open doors for me.
Do not walk me to my porch.
Do not fall in love with me.
Do not flirt with me,
Don't sit next to me.
Don't say "Hi!" when I walk by.


I refuse anything more
Than acquaintanceship with you.
Though my heart may hunger for
Love, I shall not fall for you.
I won't flirt with you,
Won't sit next to you,
Won't notice when you walk by.