The great bumpersticker massacre

Bumperstickers here and there,
Bumperstickers every where!
Bumperstickers on the bumper
Bumperstickers on the side,
Bumper stickers on the winder,
They're everywhere, you just can't hide!
On the dashboard and the gas flap
Inside, outside of the hatchback.
Bumperstickers round and square,
Bumperstickers everywhere!
Well pour on sticky slimy oil!
Bring some water to a rolling boil!
Armed with fingers, (including nails)
We won't stop 'til we hear wails!
We'll tear them off, peel them off, pull and preen
Until that bumperstickered van is clean!!