Hat trick

Tip tap the marvelous hat
Will make you dance like fifteen dreams
I won't surmise to say that
It has magical properties but it seems
To be that way!
Just try it on and you will see!
This hat will change your life right quick.
Try a twirl, twist or something silly.
Dance with feet of flames! Snickety snick snick!
You'll only pay
Five bazillion dollars!
What? You don't go in for quick fixes? You LIKE to work?
What a nightmare. I'm leaving for sunnier climes. Goodbye.